The Locust - Plague Soundscapes (2003)

Extreme Music Day Part Deux: The Locust. They are ridiculous in every way. The song titles, the vocals, the lyrics (if one could understand them), the arrangements and especially the drumming. I'm convinced that the drummer is a robot or something. Go watch a youtube video or something. Gabe Serbian starts and stops on a dime and seems to flail wildly but plays in a very precise manner. The chances of any of you enjoying this are slim but try and see through the crazy screaming and try and get something more from these mathy 40 second long songs. Stay tuned.

1. "Recyclable Body Fluids in Human Form" – 0:41
2. "Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy" – 0:59
3. "Solar Panel Asses" – 0:26
4. "Live From the Russian Compound" – 0:59
5. "Earwax Halo Manufactured For the Champion in All of Us" – 0:52
6. "Wet Dream War Machine" – 1:24
7. "Listen, the Mighty Ear is Here" – 1:07
8. "Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?" – 0:52
9. "Teenage Mustache" – 0:55
10. "How to Become a Virgin" – 0:44
11. "Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better" – 1:29
12. "Late For a Double Date With a Pile of Atoms in the Water Closet" – 0:46
13. "File Under 'Softcore Seizures'" – 0:54
14. "Practiced Hatred" – 0:34
15. "Psst! Is That a Halfie in Your Pants?" – 1:06
16. "The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office" – 0:47
17. "Pulling the Christmas Pig By the Wrong Pair of Ears" – 0:42
18. "Can We Please Get Another Nail in the Coffin of Culture Theft?" – 1:17
19. "Your Mantel Disguised as a Psychic Sasquatch" – 0:40
20. "Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur" – 0:52
21. "Captain Gaydar, it's Time to Wind Your Clock Again" – 1:03
22. "Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Disease, Get Out of My Bed" – 0:33
23. "Pickup Truck Full of Forty Minutes" – 1:21

Plague Soundscapes